John Breclaw

"Don't eat the fish at Justin's Rum Hut. The staff gets pissed. I didn't know it was an aquarium."

"Shark Bite. 1 oz. Malibu, 1/2 an oz. Blue Curaçao. 1/2 an oz. Pineapple Juice. Dash of Grenadine for color."

"If at the upstairs bar, ask for Lindsay. She makes a drink called the Mexican Tummy Tuck. Patrón XO and Ouzo should never taste that good."

"If you ask for the house special by the mens room you are given 2 things, a plate full of cheese fries & romance from an Austrian Lady. If she asks you about the Reverse Bungalow Joe it's trouble."

"Not your atypical dive. Surprisingly i'm aight wit dat."