Jonathan Howell

"Try a different Dunkin, this one's already gone downhill. Coffee tastes 3 days old. Service at drivethru terrible! The girl working the window should be fired. Aweful."

"Please be careful not to disturb the ShitBird in his own habitat. He may be "darting" about, here and there. And do watch your step, where there is an SB, there are usually great quantities of BS."

"A cosy little house to raise a family."

"There are snacks for sale in the back."

"If you are really really lucky you might get to watch chopped!"

"Do you like to sing? Music Director Tim Davenport is saving you a seat."