Jon Haddad

"Why would anyone be smelling toilet paper n e ways?"

"If you want some eye candy, sit in Genie's chair. Her personality equals her bronzed Costa Rica beauty!"

"I've been coming here for the last 13 years. You get the best fade or high and tight around. Rocky, Ronnie are the OG's. Rocky is straight off the boat wise guy Italian, while Ronnie is from Staven."

"The new soda machines are pretty cutting edge. First time I've encountered them."

"Service is not friendly at all. It's like they are going out of their way to do their job for you. Cashier girl hates the world."

"Hottest chili sauce I've had this side of the rio grande. Be prepared for an inferno. Still good tho. If you like spicy."