John R. R. Owens

"If you're at the John Locke foundation, be careful not to let your soul get stolen, or get converted to the Dark Side."

"Vote May 8th AGAINST The Amendment and VOTE FOR John Owens for County Commissioner."

"Try the Tacos Dorados (fried tacos). They're the priciest thing at this cheap taqueria, but I love them."

"There coffee at coffee hour (after each service) is the best church coffee I've ever had. Mix the hit chocolate in for a mocha... Try Some!"

"The coffee is actually quite good! Try some..."

"Still making trouble tonight."