Julian Master

"Porsche is the best"

"Had a little case of the runs from working out too hard. I don't think anybody saw me, even though I know they did, so I kept up with my workout routine. My bb came later and sponged me down"

"Ate the bread putting with my ex and it gave me the runs. It was fine even though it got all over my rolls -- I made my ex and his cleaning woman mother clean it up."

"Tried the potato teasers which usually only make me feel full. But This time I was on the toilet with the runny runs all night."

"Did knitting but lost the needle in my cleavage and had to go to the hospital."

"I had some sparkly wine here and it tasted a lil poopy. Usually champagne just makes me have the runs."