Justin Anderson

"Almost zero Pescetarianism shoes :("

"Try the coffee"

"You can't be the mayor of 50 things in Concourse C Calvin, that's horseshit. I like this wine bar, friendly staff."

"LITERALLY the worst fork I've ever had to cut a chicken burrito with."

"The soup bowl circumference to spoon length is way off, my entire spoon has fallen in to the bowl twice now. They set you up for failure, it's ridiculous."

"Lindsey gives the best head rubs.. there's a haircut in there somewhere probably"