Karl Kent

"FYI: they no longer participate in the Missouri wines program...lame."

"Just the ticket when you feel like ferry-ing your butt back home after you've made the mistake of not waking (or staying up until) two hours before your shift to call in sick...*cough, cough*"

"Try some feta and spinach in your omelet...your taste buds can't repel flavor of that magnitude!"

"Grab a cup(Shakespeare's preferably), add ice, then foxe(bourbon), and put a can of sprite(or big k) in the cup upside down. Allow whiskey ice and soda to mix. Then enjoy!"

"They frequently have contests involving getting something for filling up at least 10$. Usually you just win a coupon for snacks or sodas, but occasionally you can win free gas!"

"When stopping by the Casa del Conquistador it is customary to bring gifts of food or drink. Poetry or songs of his conquests are also acceptable."