Brian Erwin

"Extra vinegar please! Make mine a submarine!"

"The garbage burrito is heaven wrapped in a flour tortilla!"

"Damn this is a lot of steps!"

"If stop your car in an aisle, waiting for a spot... PAY ATTENTION! If one opens up and you don't notice 'cause you are too busy playing with your phone. I'm taking it! Yup, I am that guy! ;-)"

"The band still stinks..."

"The WiFi works better in the parking lot than on campus..."