Peter Gelles

"The smoked Salmon Biali."

"Don't let the door hit you where the poor slob bit you."

"Saturday night is for Karaoke at this local haunt. Beer-pong too if you're that kinda folk."

"Merguez Lunch Special (before 3pm), or the Veg. Combo Special for Dinner. Go easy on the humus, and nudge 'em for some extra baba ghannouj -- it's the goods."

"Don't sleep on the single beds on the first floor. They're killers. Try the basement. Trust me."

"Beware of Spock."