mandy spirito

"Tell the barista you wanna get screwed, but only if you're prepared to be awake for a while."

"Who is this Terri E. person and why the fuck are they checking into my house? You have never been to my house. Stop being a fucking creep."

"I second the Sangria tip. Do it or die."

"The only bookstore in Tampa where you can get cash for used books! They add an extra 40% if you choose store credit."

"If you are a stoner and you aren't eating brownie thick & chunkies on the daily, I don't know what your problem is."

"Vegetarians: Eat the Library sandwich and love life. Brie, Granny Smith apples, and dijon mustard."