Matty Shover

"Get cut by Diego, by far the coolest and best dude in that place"

"Breath deep my friends.."

"Straight slummin it! Betta bring ya own everything...own food, own drink, and ya own air breath. Plastic on the couch no shoes on ya feet. No room for ya ass betta bring ya own seat. Haha"

"I wish I could have taken a picture of a fart, and made that the pic."

"They have a vicious dog who bites you upon entering and shits all over your belongings. The place smells like stale cheese and baby wipes"