Max Beyer

"Check in there, and the mayor will give you a tequila shot or two!"

"The sanctuary is designed in the shape of a cross. The worship area is along the middle beam. A worship band can play in the left wing, and an entrance is in the right wing."

"If you're in the studio and pro tools isn't working, make sure the fire wire button is pressed down above the main volume slider"

"If you have a virus, come here first! They'll remove it for free. If they can't, or you have a different issue, they'll refer you to someone cheaper than best buy!"

"The elevator is slow and inefficient. Use the stairs instead to feel good about what you've done for the world!"