Michael Graupmann

"Y'all, this is where they make the news happen! There's a green screen and everything..."

"I'll tell you what's good: Free food and a quiet office. Guess which one happens more often?"

"The Encyclopedia Show comedy variety show happens here every second Thursday of the month!"

"There's one tiny blonde barista who screams out orders louder than anyone else on the planet. She's awesome."

"Just get a Diet Coke and eat all the cheddar biscuits you can shove into your gullet."

"They've got extra space in the dining room if you don't want to pay rent."