Michael Joseph Stanek

"Not impressed. Called to ask a question, phone just rings until a voice at the other end tells you that they're closed through July 10. It's July 28. Why am I not allowed to at least leave a message?"

"That being said, I'm not a snob, and I love the decor, atmosphere, and the baristas are generally super friendly. I always tip whenever I order, so don't hate me for my previous review on Foursquare"

"Little disappointed in the lattes. Espresso is either way stronger than anything I've ever had anywhere, or the beans are always burnt. Barista let my shots die. You *must* pour milk within 20 seconds"

"I'm going to be brutally honest. This "arch" is not an arch. Someone needs to take a geometry class. What a fantastic waste of money."

"I don't get the impression that most of the folks who work here like their job very much. I would love to give them more business but it really feels like I'm somehow wasting their time."

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