I stabbed a cow and before you can say "Brazil makes me nuts" - it was on a skewer being served medium rare by a Gaucho named Ted.
in the far corner over by the emergency exit door and just passed the rest rooms is where they keep the good stuff. OK, you have to look higher than that! I can't do everything for you!
Sometimes I come here to pet the turtles, then I'll make cat noises - it makes them laugh - and everyone loves turtle laughter!!!
Cinquo de Mayo? - Hula Hut of course!!! Gotta a BOGOnita going on pineapple soft tacos 🌮 with rum margaritas!!!
I had to eat here because friends of ours kidnapped me and took me to Celina and threatened in multiple foreign languges
I’m gonna make a bracelet out of fajita meat and then try to eat it without taking off a finger or worse
If you find a fresh turkey named Ted, will you please tell him to come home - we miss him.
Make me a graham cracker upside down cake latte with some of those special sprinkles - makes my hands smack each other silly!
If you get here really, really early, the doors will probably be locked but you can always sit out in your car and play online Canasta, sing food songs then take a nap - you’re on your own from there
I'm chewing bubble gum and tapping my fingers - nervous tick that only a spinach filled bagel with country gravy mixed with lime jello can address- sorry I'm making you hungry
