Mike Lightnin

"It's almost guaranteed that there will be a cop within the first mile or two after crossing into Ohio from Indiana."

"If there are more than 6 people inside, order carryout. Deliciousness wings though."

"You just washed your vehicle, now it's sure to rain. Good job."

"Pool tables are $1 to play and you have to pay premium prices at the jukebox if you don't want your playlist cut in front of."

"Ask to sample Miguel's "special sauce""

"Beware: the music piped in the dining room is from a Christian radio. Have a side of Jesus with your roast beef."