Corey Capetillo

"Greatful for the larger food holder, keeps all the awesome deliciousness inside."

"I love the decore. It's amazingly authetic, genuine, classic! It really makes me feel at home!"

"Monkeys Tavern, where the women are cheaper than the drinks!"

"All you can eat Menudo every Saturday and Sunday."

"The rooms here are good and cheap, with plenty of parking for your cohorts. Just bring an industrial A/C unit, because the heat intensity of these rooms is nothing short of an oven set at 350 degrees."

"Leave your drama at the fucking door. Don't bother showing up if you're wasted or if you're looking for a place to get away with your up-to-no-good shenanigans."