Nicholas Moo

"Smell the dryers before you put your clothes in it they might come out smelling like someone just smoked a bowl in them."

"Fuck. I meant snack time."

"Get a good seat before anyone else gets there otherwise you're stuck on the floor looking like a two-year-old sitting Indian style at preschool snake time."

"Just watching The Young and the Restless while I converse with crackheads."

"Pretty sure you have to walk to Canada from the front desk to get to your room. Not a fun walk when you've got a dick ton of camera gear. Park in the park."

"It's across the street from the Marriott. And has some half decent drafts. Better than blowing your money in the Marriotts restaurant. Looks like a dive bar, but totally clean and good food."