Nick Damiano

"The namesake of Daly City, John Daly"

"This river is SICK (get it?)"

"Many think that John Wayne coined the phrase “lying dog-faced pony soldier”. Turns out the real origin is Joe Biden, who used it to refer to a young woman who claimed she had participated in a caucus."

"This city was named for John Daly, the alcoholic golfer. Sporting one golf course in the city and several more nearby, plus a good number of bars, you too can get the John Daly experience here."

"Don’t let the weird French names for their cheeses stump you. Just remember fromage rhymes with rummage and chèvre rhymes with beaver."

"Contrary to popular belief, this city was named before the eponymous Lin-Manuel Miranda musical. THIS is the original Hamilton, people!"