Phil Farda

"Do not poop here unless the water is blue and it's an absolute emergency...these bathrooms have seen a lot more than a stall in a dive bar."

"Be sure to "Like" the Utica Disc Golf page on Facebook! We play at this course year round!"

"If you're lucky enough to spend a night in the guest room be sure to cover your eyes for the morning because the sun shines in so bright you'll think that's where you fell asleep...the sun."

"If you have to poop here be sure to make sure the door is locked! A walk-in here would be more embarrassing than most places."

"Find Oscar. Throw him a bone. Repeat."

"Get involved in a game of "You Don't Know Jack!" for some hilarious trivia fun!"