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"It still smells like mcfowl."

"Don't break the card readers in the elevators. We, the residents, have to pay for such nonsense."

"Just leave your dirty dishes lying around. The dishes fairy will come around and clean them."

"The resident doctor on the floor is in 716. Knock on the door and ask for DR Plaid-shorts for advice if your feeling sick or Advil or other over the counter medication."

"There are mice that come out at night in the lounge if there's food lying around. Make sure to clean up after yourself do there aren't any problems."