Prateek Pandey

"Watch out ur hands if u touch ladies u will b butt fucked. Avoid wearing glares in such place cos ladies won't get flatter at such COZY place -_-"

"The waiter is named after his height CHOTU. U can eat unlimited food and fart all night. The woman who owns this place is the best milf on the earth. Do check her. The last sentence is surely a tip."

"That mesmerising smell of potty on the railway tracks :P try crossing tracks without using bridges..travelling without tickets are adventurous.. add spice in ur lyf..last line was surely a tip :3"

"After the great success of Babaji ki Booty...we have Babitaji ki Lingerie :3"

"Collects 2rs extra for every recharge and term it as "service tax/customer tax/ bas Kya sab " ...no arguments can b done regarding 2rs cos he is d only source of rechargewala..#suchaharanmichor:3"

"Do not try black forest kept at 2nd row 2nd column..cos according to my survey its kept at the same place since 1983..beside being an ancient pastry it is a plastic pastry..so eat at ur own risky.."