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"Get the homemade (not from a mix!) waffle. The biggest, butteriest waffle I've had in FOREVER. Made me feel like a kid again, and want to fall asleep."

"Avoid letting the large librarian with glasses and short black hair check you out. She is the slowest librarian in the world! Which is saying a lot because librarians are notoriously slow."

"Get the fresh pig skins from the butcher counter. Notice that they are not in a commercial bag bc they kill the pigs in the back. Put down the pig skins if that makes you queasy."

"Order extra spicy pork Pad See Eiw. Avoid bus boy who stares down your shirt. You'll know him when you see him."