Rudy

"Always great for a midnight/late night snack. Watching the drag queens down a large burrito is quite a sight too :-P"

"Awesome Chicago pizza this side of the Mississippi river!"

"Highly recommended by Bender"

"Don't fuck with the Asian Rambo. You screw with her and she'll slice, dice and Julian fry your ass before you know what hit you...."

"By far one of the worst 7-Elevens I've been through. The roller grill/turbochef oven products sit there for 10+ hours a day, the music is entirely inappropriate for the neighborhood, bad bad bad"

"The store brand tastes and looks like shit, and while they have a "pretty" looking store, you will pay up the ass for that privilege.. lube not included"