Sasha Lagombra

"The world's slowest service ever. I shouldn't have to hunt down a waitress to get another drink. This has happened to me every time I've came here. Men, rejoice, the women here only service men."

":( there are scales still on my salmon. Gross!!"

"Think something's missing from Penn's campus? Come here to start any new initiatives!"

"Make sure your windows are always closed! People can see into your rooms"