Scott

"I am confused by the dual mascots of a Patriot and a Cardinal. Yet pleased that this Cardinal is not of the angry variety found in Webb City."

"It's very hard to smoke your Merits in a swimming pool."

"Notice that there is no "p" in our ool. That's because Rusty Gold hasn't jumped in yet. It soon will be a POOL."

"Why won't Andy let Rusty have nuts on his custard cup?? There's room, and I can see his nuts. Ice cream power play up in har! Suck it, i'll bring my own nuts next time."

"As the new mayor, I have to recommend the ultimate nachos and fish samich. They're both really good. What?"

"Suck it ex-mayor Paul!"