Stephen Booth

"Battered mushrooms are really good. Staff friendly."

"Watch out for queue jumpers, they seem to plague this stop more than others."

"Seems to be the only Chinese with 'Scores on the Doors'. Has 5 'H's so should be safe."

"Care home's entry on Good Care Guide: http://www.goodcareguide.co.uk/provider/aran-court-care-centre-b330lr/"

"You know the office is too big when you hear one of the reception staff say to another member of staff, "I've been looking for you for days"."

"If booking the function room here insist they fix the heating. Out of the 9 radiators only two were working. Probably broken radstats."