Sterling McLean

"Carry on if you can. You'll spend more time waiting for bags than you will on your flight."

"We take walk-ins, but prefer appointments."

"Mad Cow is bad. Crazy Chicken is good. Animal racism benefits no one. But damn that food is good."

"If you ask politely they'll mold their penises and give you a fake dick (aka dildo) mold as a parting favor."

"I was hungover once, then I went to Farrells'. Haven't been hung over since. They really just know how to solve the Sat/Sun morning headache"

"It's pretty much the closest you can come to being at Chili's and the Cheesecake Factory at one time."