Steve Degarmo

"DO NOT EAT HERE. Food is way overpriced and generally lousy. Take a 10 min can ride to Asi y Asado for the best tacos on the planet. $3 tacos and $2 cervezas."

"If you're an alcoholic, this place is freaking heaven. Breakfast made to order menu is good in theory but way overrated though."

"They say that fat people are jolly. Clearly, they have never met the fine ladies who work the ticket payment counter. Wow."

"To say the food here is awful would be an insult to bad food. Buffala mozzarella dry and tasteless, avocado out of a bag, soggy crostini, crab cakes the size of a nickel.... Just terrible."

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"If headed to the city, be sure to take the express train that stops only at CDG, Gare du Nord and Les Halles. Otherwise be prepared for a slow and crowded trip!"