Thomas Miller

"50% off Mon-Thu 2pm-5pm!"

"Mayors a dorkwad"

"Sit down hard in the brown chairs. They have built in whoopee cushions."

"Bathrooms are STILL as dirty as they were from last time. I don't think they've been cleaned. A million disgusting rig workers a day and not a spot of disinfectant."

"Don't get the veggie wrap if your watching calories. It's possibly the greasiest/oiliest sammich I've ever eaten. Literally about a 1/4 cup of oil dripped out of this thing."

"Free champagne to paying customers!! Ask about the secret menu. Taffy hummus WHAAT?!"