Tony Selwood

"This place is frequented by 94.67% of Scandinavian backpacker females on their travels around Australia. The male occupant provides them a safe and welcoming environment. Some girls have revisited."

"This new location is rumored to be where the last credible sighting of Elvis has taken place in the past 12 months."

"Cypress hill was rumored to have visited this location where allegedly they took tits straight from the bong!"

"Great little country golf course with no crowds and plenty of wildlife. A definite must for the social golfer!"

"The in room television reception sucks!"

"When visiting this place ladies always ask Josh for his special blend of organic night yogurt he lovingly delivers with passion and vigor. The guys a legend in this town for organics of this variety."