Adam Goldfaden

"2 words...CHEESE TACOS. And no, they're not just quesadillas. They're quesadillas on steroids!"

"Absolutely disgusting! My burger was so greasy and sloppy, I couldn't even cut it through with a knife. I ended up discarding the bun and just eating the patty with the toppings. Terrible burger!"

"Always go for the sorbet and original swirled (a.k.a sorbet and cream). Don't forget the gummy bear topping and you're good to go!"

"Speak slowly and clearly when ordering your meat. Otherwise, you may end up with a plate of intestines that you didn't order and are now forced to hide in the salad bowl."

"The pizza is fairly lackluster but I did enjoy their use of fresh and local ingredients. Also, their flavored lemonades really do hit the spot."

"How can you not have the air conditioning on when it's 90 degrees outside? It's not broken. You're just incompetent."