Chris Wheal

"When you get an appointment letter, keep it safe and bring it with you. The long queues are caused by all the numpties who forgot their letters."

"This is the second time they have no mild on. They always had one mild on before the Fullers takeover. The recommended alternative is very nice though"

"1. It's a visitor centre, not center. 2. Come for the summer solstice - you can go right up to the stones and climb on them like you could when I was a child (and for thousands of years). It's free."

"Outside you must stand inside the taped line. Security police this. Alternatively you can stand across the road."

"It's an expensive way to be uncomfortable, going slowly through boring, flat countryside to unwelcoming places where you cannot even get a cup of tea (Romney Sands) or walk your dog on the beach."

"No real beer. Guinness was £4.50 until about 8.30, when they ran out. Newcastle Brown was £4.70. Then Guinness came back on at £4.90 a pint. Great sound but stupidly pricey poor service and beer."