This is just like your college dive bar, with cheap buckets of PBR, Big Buck Hunter, Beer Pong and bartenders that won't let you leave in a less than intoxicated state.
Avoid corn rows man w/ bald spot, take adv of pong and if hipsters play too much bon iver put on kanye. One more thing, don't be alarmed when the napping homeless man asks for ID. He's the bouncer.