Zach Deely

"I feel like security is a little over the top..."

"Bartender wasn't always available, and as a Caucasian male I felt as if I was the minority."

"I finally proved to them by the spotless bowl it wasn't used, needless to say I won't be returning to this shitty smoke shop. Ill go to one in which I can understand the language they speak. Beware..."

"Terrible customer service, bought a hookah to take out of town, it didn't hold water in the base, so I brought it back and they tried to tell me I couldn't return it because it was "used""

"*Their Secret Spot?"

"I went to the first door on the left this time and found Brian's boyfriend cuff'd to the bed. I suggest that door now, Brian's beard tickles my ball sack!"